Everyone loves you when you're dead: journeys into fame and madness

Everyone loves you when you're dead, a comedy in ten acts, preamble

Or the worst interview ever

Or flying saucers, zombie slaves, and autopsies on the third stage

Or mean guys with long hair

Or sometimes you just want a girl who will sit on a bottle

Or the rock and roll cliche can go fuck itself

Or a hundred million dollar paycheck

Or take your drug dealer to work day

Or cannibalism is the answer

Or stabbing your mother for a number one album

Or what everybody needs to get to sleep in these troubled times.